Gosh...
Which would you like to hear first? I have some pretty good ones.
1) Getting lost in downtown Washington DC in a 70 foot rig. Any idea how twitchy this makes local and federal law enforcement? I got to find out first hand. Ended up at Ft Meyer military base for a nice chat with them. GAWD...my co-driver was freaking out hugely! I wanted to kill the d*** Garmin. I think the little blighter has it in for me...
2) Essentially being held hostage at a chicken processing plant for 13 hours while being eaten alive by mosquitoes large enough to charter out for international flights. By the way...spraying Febreeze to try to kill the stench of a chicken processing plant....is like waging gas warfare....against yourself. Don't do it. Really...
3) Being detained in the freezing cold after an ammonia leak at the cold storage warehouse we were picking up from. I pissed off a cop and got myself detained just so I could sit in the back of a warm patrol car. Not my fault they wouldn't let me got get my jacket and some long pants....
Every day is a new adventure....
RoadToad69
