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Posted On 07/02/2008 22:43:36 by jackknife

HI; BROTHER TRUCKERS AN SISTERS, are you 21 to 38 years old .if so , enjoy it while you can,

go out get drunk,have a few good bar fights,,get shot at a time or two,stabbed at least twice, wake up with the uglest person you ever saw in your life..

an just be thank full you dont remember ,,the real good time you had last night,, get sick have a headach,throw up ..but enjoy it,,belive me it gets worse after 40,

after 40 your can do .cant keep up with your want to,

for example ..remember when you were 15 or 16 , played basketball all day in 90 degree heat, now at 21 your playing time is cut in half ,,, at 30  15v min ,in same conditions brings in an ambulance with oxygen mask

dont let anyone lie to you ,,40 , sucks too,,it is not the prime of your life,in my case .the prime of my life was ,, being able to climb up 5 stories lay around 3000 brick a day,get off work, drive through atlanta traffic ,clean up ,hit the bars with my boss.. an ruin hookers panty hose ,just by feeling their legs , to watch the runnere appear an to hear them cuss of corse,, stay out till 2 or 3 am , then be back up 5 stories by 7 am getting ready to do it all over again

did i mention muscel cars.?.the prime of anyones life is ,driveing a 57 chevy with a 396 cubic inch, engine . down rt 11 from barbourville ky to manchester ky ,a road  that looked like a snake crawling , switch back curves at breakneck speed taking both sides of it crossways.an still live to brag about it ,,a few of us didnt live past that ,, sometimes now i think they were the lucky ones.but the adrelin rush ,,,i;ll never have again ,,unless of corse my cane breaks with me on way to bathroom ,,an me with a diarrhea.

anyone that says life begins at 50 is full of more bull crap than texas,,, 50 starts the golden years .. heck with golden years ,,id rather be 40 , EVEN THOUGH 40 SUCKS>

men at 50 you still have it in youer head but not where it counts ,THINK YOU DO> get in a fight with a 22 year old weighing about 260 an works out.. when i was young i would take every load that went to nyc ,,chicago ,,st,louise ,atlanta .baltimoge gary in ,any where i heard was bad i wanted to go to so i could see for my self just how bad they were, with out any kind of weapon with me ,,

 now at 56 i have a conceled weapon permit ,.. im to old to fight ,,,to sick to run,,an to damn stuborn to take any bull,.

at 56 this golden year boy has had it .this is what happens at 56 .

MAN ,your your stiff where your supposed to be limber .an limber where your supposed to be stiff.

WOMAN ..your wet where your supposed to be dry ,an dry where your supposed to be wet.

i have had 20 plus broken bones..stabbed twice more surgerys than i care to count ,,enough stiches to make a quilt. a cold turns inti a life threating thing,that fall or tackel you got at 19 comes back to haunt you in a big way in your back or leg or arm, you begine to get bruses just from wipping your butt,

i have had so many pins an repairs .,an, replacement parts it drives me crazy.

last night ,went to bed .

put my cane beside bed ,took off my artifical,leg

put my new false teeth in a cup.laid my wig on a table

put my glasses in a case .i thought that was bad enough .till my wife said ;;

YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT...UNSCEW IT AN HAND IT OVER.

i start my day off with 10 pills for breakfast ..lunch i have 3 more , dinner its 7 more pluse a six pack of viagra/ an 3 shots of gin..

so boys an girls enjoy life while you can belive me it gets worse ..remember

ITS COMEING ITS COMEING

Tags: GOLDEN YEARS



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08/05/2008 06:15:10

Jackknife,


That is one of the funniest blogs I have read in a long time................And the sad thing is,  You ca't make stuff like that up..................LOL..


Have a good day my friend!!!!!!





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