1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 250 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN DOWN?
7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

Answers!

1. Because they are plugged into a genius
2. They don't have enough time
3. Because they don't stop to ask directions
4. So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
5. You need a rough draft before you make the final copy
6. Don't know ... it never happened
7. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

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