Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car
over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and
opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and
stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so
lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To my
surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of
course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns
and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled
up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I
could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My
car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what the hell are those
obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' I couldn't believe
that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Hellooooo, those are my emergency
flashers!!
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