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Chinese Wisdom
Posted On 02/26/2010 08:10:33 by ptercar96

 PLease enjoy
Chinese Wisdom, translated:-) Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.  man who run in front of car get tired.  Man who run behind car get exhausted.  Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.  Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.  Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.  Man with one chopstick go hungry. ... Read More



Answering Machine
Posted On 02/26/2010 08:04:49 by ptercar96


Best 10 Answering Machine Messages 10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of recieving messages.  My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken.  If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone numbe... Read More



Questions about men
Posted On 02/26/2010 08:02:30 by ptercar96
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEXWHY DOES IT TAKE 250 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN DOWN?WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
Answers! Because they are plugged into a geniusThey don't have enough timeBecause they don't stop to ask directionsSo they won't hump women's legs at cocktail partiesYou need a rough draft before you make t... Read More



Making a woman happy
Posted On 02/26/2010 07:59:00 by ptercar96



Making a Woman Happy vs Making a Man Happy How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy- a man only needs to be: a frienda companiona lovera brothera fathera mastera mentora chefan electriciana carpentera plumbera mechanica decoratora stylista sexologista gynecologista psychologista pest exterminatora psychiatrista healera good listenera smooth talkeran organizera good fathervery cleansympatheticathleticwarmattentivegallantintelligentfunnycreativetenders tron... Read More



New Truckers Professional Social Network
Posted On 02/06/2010 18:58:28 by AmericanTruckingNetwork
    The other day while riding by Georgia Ports Authority, near Savannah, I could not believe all the hundreds of trucks trying to get in and out of the port. In the background…Thousands of containers stacked very high, were testament that the economy is improving! Being the inquisitive person that I am, I couldn’t help but go immediately to the “Pilot Truck Stop” on Hwy 21 and I-95 for some coffee with the truckers. They probably don’t know it but they inspired me to deve... Read More



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